House mate banter #5: 7:30am

• Phill: *Knocks on toilet door* Hurry up. Who's IN there? Seriously!
• Mark: It's me - Jesus. Leave me alone.
• Phill: *Turns off light switch*
• Mark: Look, I'm the light of the world, and I shine in the darkness. Come, on. Thought you knew better!
• Phill: Ha!