Rebuttle strategems for Charity / clipboard people #1: RSPCA

• RSPCA fundraising girl: Hi, stop and talk to me, I'm a lovely girl.
• Phill: Oh i am sure you are, but no thanks!
• RSPCA fundraising girl: We're raising money, wanna make a regular donation to the RSPCA?
• Phill: No thanks; can't really justify supporting animals when there are people dying of AIDS in Africa..
• RSPCA funsraising girl: Oh but, come on, you know, 'life is life.'
• Phill: That's deep!
• RSPCA fundraising girl: [Gives up]